#2 so that’s what social media is, ah!

#3 everyone I know goes to the same conferences as me, so of course they are all delighted when I tweet about it 30 times a day.

#4 Twitter about Twitter, surely this is one of them endless loops that if to many people do could destroy the world as we know it.

#5 never done that, after all some Scouser put me on their Fat Affiliates Friends List.

#6 Yes done this but could be worse, Elaine talks about OurKid, it’s not ours honest!

#7 Love this blog post about the analytical statistical analysts of analysing stats.

#8 Could be a great way to view people who go from normal to drug addict over the years, oh wait that’s what Police Line Up photos are for.

#9 I love everyone, everyone is special, what’s wrong with that.. Except for you Chris, hate you man, I do honest

#10 Look, it’s only people with lots of followers that make out having no followers is some how cool, it’s not, no one likes you lonely boy!

#1 – can’t remember specifically, but I’m sure I’ve mentioned something similar to “5th coffee of the day”…

#5 – whilst trying to get fit for my 10k runs. Sadly its usually along the lines of “I’m feckin knackered” and not “I gettin ripped”.

#7 – When drunk. Made sense at the time from what I remember